A. person capable of single-handedly changing the etymology of most foul-defined words. The type of person that is so beautiful you are nervous to talk to them.
B. a facial expression that is warm and welcoming, yet- at the same time- makes you apprehensive that you are about to be destroyed by impeccably sharp wit
C. a mythical singing sea creature that ellivates
lonely sailor's white cap whipping woes
D:
hot ticket
E. the main attraction
"wow- i can't believe you were able to score those shiner tickets for the game!"
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person 1: " what are all those people doing
lined up at 5 in the morning
outside in the freezing cold?"
person 2: "i don't know-
but whatever it is, it must be a shiner! let's get in line!"
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