Define Shit Off Meaning

Shit Off
an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.

"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"
By Joli
Shit Off
same as saying fuck off but better
You say it to someone if they're bein a berk

Rv - "Hello Charlie"
Kirst - "Shit off Charlie, you berk"
By Bunni
Shit Off
To be angry at one another.

By Sonia
Shit Off
a word used to offend people who point out grammatical spelling areas on graffiti on a bus window

it's supposed to have an apostrophe in it

SHIT OFF
By Willie
Shit Off
Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.

Shit off you poon
Shit off ya ragamuff
I don't want you here, so Shit off.
By Doroteya
Shit Off
think of sit off then make it shit off
a lesson that is boring but not much work is done

Sam: isnt Art a sit off?
Liam: na,i hate drawing,its shit
Sam: so its a shit off for you?
Liam: Yeah
By Elena
Shit Off
Competition to assess who can shit the fastest

"Gonna have a shit off to see who gets the US presidency job"
By Kirsti
Shitted Off
It means the same as pissed off but with much more severity.

Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!
By Morgen
Shit-off
Shit-off:
-the grammatically correct "spelling" for the erroneous "shit off"

-a more intense expression than "bugger-off"

-a more tame expression than "fuck-off"

If you film me I will kill you. Shit-off
-Nick Frost
By Rosmunda
Shit Off A Shovel
Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.

A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
By Joby