Define Poons Meaning

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!

Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.

Jamaican slang for the female area.

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

An exclimation made by a man who is certain that he is about to recieve some kind of intercourse, be it a cheeky blowy or full on balls deep poon pounding.

The words are usually said with assonance of 'choo choo' (like a train') and the arm movement commonly seen when a train driver is honking a horn

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.