Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a
pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around
the grounds of
WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!