Define Shmear Meaning

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.

In conversation, used in place of any word you cant quite remember at that time, such as stuff, or sh*t. Originated in the East Bay Area by The Doctor.

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

White, spreadable goodness that is often used for anything.

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

A game played with a football were whoever is holding the ball gets tackled and so on until everyone is so blody and bruised that they're paralized for life.

When a man dunks his sweat balls in ink and drags it across a surface.