Define Shutdowns Meaning

Shutdown
When a human being or creature is in a state of nothingness. The individual has lost all train of thought and is completely useless. A victim of shutdown cannot think, has no motor skills, appearing to be much like a pilon. Shutdown is often caused after a day of vigorous activity, or simply from being lazy.

After spending the previous five hours stroking his male unit, Mark went into shutdown.
By Denni
Shutdown
What congress does when it wants more attention.

Yet another government shutdown just so congress can get the news channels to pay attention to them.
By Adele
The Shutdown
The unfortunate state of being in receipt of the cold shoulder from the object of one's desire.

Q: "You still tryna talk to Taemia?"
A: "Nah bro, I got the shutdown last week when she found out I had dated her twin sister. Go figure."
By Wini
Shutdown!
ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.

person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand."
person B: "nu-uh!"
person A: "yuh-huh! ask person C."
person C: "actually, BANGKOK is the capital of thailand."
person B: "ohhh, shutdown!"
By Noami
Shutdown
Someone who is better than HotShot at EVERYTHING

By Stephanie
Operation Shutdown
to basically quit working while still remaining at work because you don't agree with the way things are being handled or just because you don't care anymore. Staying on break permanently due to protest without actually going on strike.

Josh: Dude, why are you just sitting there playing Tetris on your computer when you're supposed to be working.
Paul: Because Mike told me to do something I don't want to do. I am commencing Operation Shutdown.
By Idalia
ShutDown Ting
When the party is an absolute madness and you know the police are going to have to come and shut it down.

Person A : Yo did you reach Dres party last night?

Person B: yeah it was an absolute madness.. it was a shutdown ting

Example 2:

Deano: Are you going to that party next week?
Maccah: Yeah course, its going to be a shutdown.
By Vittoria
Trump Shutdown
The name given to the 2019 government shutdown that Trump named after himself. He decided to destroy the economy, and hold a million federal workers hostage because Mexico wouldn't pay for some stoopid fucking wall in the desert.

Billy Bob: why won't them thar democrats give Mr. Trump no money for his border wall?

Tom: Because he kept saying that Mexico would pay for it, you redhatter incel rube.

Billy Bob: Oh well, that TRUMP Shutdown will teach you Democrats a lesson?

Tom: Not even close, you low IQ rube. It's just gonna get Dotard impeached, and continue the GOP extinction event.
By Devondra
Government Shutdown
What happens when Trump doesn't get what he wants.

Because Trump couldn't get funding for his border wall, we're now in a Government Shutdown.
By Enriqueta
The Afterfuck Shutdown
The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.

Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
By Kylen