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Define Sirs Meaning

Sirs
Stands for Service Industry Research Systems. Basically the worst job in the world. You can get hired there if you can say your alphabet, and pretty much everyone you know has worked there at some point in their life. It is rare that anyone lasts more than 2 weeks and those who do are clearly incredibly high and have no idea what's going on or how much their life sucks.

Got hired at sirs last week, find myself increasingly in need of a gun every minute spent at this place.
By Danya
Sir
The proper way for a submissive to greet a Dominant.

Yes Sir, i will do as You command.
By Jinny
Sir
A way to address a male, since females tend to take offence.

A respectful greeting

You sir, are a fuckin moron
By Rivkah
Sir
Sir is another name for daddy

When John was in bed with Lisa she screamed “Oh! Yes sir! daddy”
By Dee Dee
Sir
What you should respond to when people call you by it, so they don't call you Hey You next.

You can't go in there, sir.

Sir!

Hey You!!
By Deeanne
Sir
The opposite of ma'am commonly used when speaking to a man.

Yes, sir
By Shandie
Sir
what a young girl calls an older guy she likes.

Are you really 18?

Yes sir, I'm really 18. *blush*
By Alyda
Sir
A term of respect that in the modern age is often used and/or seen more in a derogatory way.

Don't call me sir, I work for a living!
By Lorry
Sirred
verb

When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".

Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.

Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'

20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?"

30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"

30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"

friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"
By Halley
Sir
A woman who looks like a man. Typically wearing loose fitting pants, a flannel, and her attire is complemented with a gentleman's haircut.

Me: Hello, sir.
Sir: I'm a woman.
Me: Sorry. Have a good day, fella.
By Dolores