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Skyhook
Scottish slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head.

see rocket

"Naw I don't want to go on a weekend drinking session down in London ya skyhook. Away tae yer bed, it's 4am on a saturday morning for fuck sake."
By Neely
Skyhook
the shit that looks like its about to jump out of the toilet...this shit is a spectacle, it resembles Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's skyhook from the 1985 Lakers

Abdullah: Whats goin on T, did you see the Warriors whoop on the Lakers last night? My nigga Monte Ellis was off the hook...

Theresa: nah man, I missed it, you know with paycuts and all...I'll I had to eat was a gang of spinach and broccoli, I hit up the bathroom at the pad and fuckin dropped a skyhook like my nigga Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
By Kikelia
Skyhook
Worst kind of parachute malfuntion; not only does the main parachute not deploy, a streamer but the reserve parachute becomes entangled with the main and goes either around or inside it, causing it to bend into the hook shape of the top of a question mark.

I thought he was going to make it until the reserve turned his main into a skyhook.
By Flossi
Skyhooks
A great way to keep the gullible people in playcrafters busy for a while.

"Hey, how can I get to the top to paint? Do I need a ladder?"

"Go get the skyhooks."

What an idiot.
By Julienne
Skyhook
It's a sexual position where the girl is laying on her back and the man thrusts his penis into her mouth

He gave her the ole skyhook
By Tedra
Skyhook
An invisible hook that is attached to the sky and hangs there.

When Spider-man is in the middle of nowhere and he shoots his web into the sky, although nothing appears to be there, it sticks to the skyhook and enables him to fly.
By Elyn
Skyhook
The skyhook is a move during tennis in which you give a skyhook overhead smash. It was used by Victoria Azarenka in the women's single US Open Tennis Championships in Queens City, New York.

OOOOh Theres the skyhook! With Victoria Azarenka sending it back to Serena Williams!
By Zabrina
Skyhooks
How to answer a question when you don't know the answer.
Can also be used purely to annoy, as a way to fill space.

Isn't a bridging loan acceptable as collateral?

Skyhooks.
By Ardys
Skyhooking
An act of extreme anal penetration, it involves violently boxing with ones anal oriface, causing an extreme case of rectal prolapse. Bring a mop.

I hear that Jennifer took a good Skyhooking last night.
By Doralynn
Skyhook
UK: Merchant Navy.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.

A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.

Bosun: Has anybody seen the deckboy?

AB: Uh yeh! we sent him to get the skyhook! :)
By Tracie