Define Slapdicking Meaning

Slapdicking
To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
By Issie
Slapdick
Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
By Ruperta
Slapdick
SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
By Anstice
Slapdick
Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

By Fey
Slapdick
Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

Trent Richardson is a slapdick for allowing his friends and family to have account to his bank account . He is also a slapdick for ignoring his bank account for 10 months while his friends and family withdrew $1.6 million.
By Lorena
Slapdick
A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.

Heyy Slapdick how about you come over here and drink a beer?
By Billy
Slapdick
Someone who is equal parts dunce and douche-bag.

Someone who has nothing to offer.

I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.

Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
By Pamella
SlapDick
Can be used as a rude way to say Kick rocks, go away, and also a conversation ender.

Person 1: Yoo let’s go play football tomorrow morning!!

Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.

Person 1:....... ok :(......
By Lauree
Slapdick
an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for

" Yeah, it's a good company, but there web designer must be a slapdick... site sucks! "
By Ilse
Slapdick
A "slapdick" is simply that guy or that girl, who thinks he/she is all that. Some dude walks in a party with a fake tan, popped collar and acts like they know everything about everything, yet not one person there cares what they have to say, gives them attention or wants them there.

"Yo who brought that slapdick to the party?"
"What a slapdick"
By Bellanca