Define Slapdick Meaning

Slapdick
Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
By Becki
Slapdick
SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
By Kalina
Slapdick
Someone who is equal parts dunce and douche-bag.

Someone who has nothing to offer.

I can't believe that slapdick George Bush was a two-term president.

Unless they thought I was a total slapdick, I should get the job.
By Hedvig
Slapdick
an idiot, dumbass... someone who would rather slap their own dick, rather than give a fuck about you need them for

" Yeah, it's a good company, but there web designer must be a slapdick... site sucks! "
By Gilemette
Slapdick
A pain in the ass. Lazy SOB. Who depends on GPS to get around and Makes most Mentally Retarded people seem normal.

Dana Nichlos , Joe Bob

Joe-Bob is such a fucking slapdick
By Geri
Slapdick
game played for fun by homosexual or heterosexual males. Game usually begins by slapping the other players dick when they least expect it. Famous moves include grab and roll or pinch and twist.

My balls were bruised during slapdick.
By Bebe
Slapdick
A slapdick is a person who acts in a goofy manner, a clown-like way, or jokes around a lot, no matter the situation, person or place. This person isn’t to be taken seriously or else you will become angered or triggered by this individual. Slapdicks are also known to act like idiots, whether or not this is on purpose depends on person to person. If slapdickery is taken too far, not only can a person’s feelings get hurt, but a person can get physically hurt or even injured.

*sports team proceeds to drop kick and teabag each other over a bag of donuts and someone gets seriously hurt

The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!
By Cam
Slapdick
Noun - A gay comedy. The word is a play on "slapstick" comedy.

"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."
By Kizzie
Slapdicking
To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
By Thea
Slapdick
Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

By Gwendolyn