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Define Slape Meaning

Slape
An evolved version of sleep. What Blastoise is to Squirtle and Wartortle, Slape is to Sleep.

"Ready to go, where the hell you at?"
"Waiting on Homer, he's slape."
By Emilia
Slape
Slippery underfoot/icy. Yorkshire slang.

It's a bit slape out this morning.
By Selle
Slape
to slap and rape someone at the same time.

I was mad and horny at the same time, so i just had to slape that bitch.
By Jacquelynn
Slape
1. a slape is a gangsta slap accorss a bitchs head as ur macking her ass.

2. a scientific name for a frogs penis.

look at that frogs fucking huge slape.

i slape'd that hoe silly.
By Franni
Slape
to slut rape

i had to slape a hoe last night
By Karissa
Slape
When life is being difficult and you just want to slap life itself.

Pronounced “slay” “pa”

“Wow.” Life is being very difficult today I might need to give it a slape.
By Gilda
Slape
According to the International Council on Somnambulatory Coitus:

The act of forced sexual congress while one partner is asleep.

Contrary to popular opinion just having one partner asleep is not enough to constitute "slape." The partner must actively be resisting in a dream in order for "slape" to occur.

Andy: Ali stayed over last night.

Rick: Oh yeah? Anything happen?

Andy: Not according to her. but I seem to recall dropping a vicious load up in her delicious beefhole.

Rick: Isn't that illegal? That's rape!

Andy: Only in 49 states, my friend. I prefer to think of it as "slape".
By Maye
Slaping
Raping someone who is awake while you are asleep.

The man was found not guilty of raping his wife due to a known history of sleep walking. However, he was found guilty of slaping.
By Tracie
Dill Slaped
when a person gets slaped with a dildo. one of the most disrespectful thing that can be done to someone.

UC: man dat dude just got dill slaped
Dan: ya he did ha ha
By Hyacinthie
Happy Slaping
to go up to a random person and hit them in the face or kicked the shit out of them while someone eles tapes it on a mobile phone then put it on the web it can be 1 person doing it or a gang ( started in south london england in late 2004 )

mike got happy slaping last week he is so scared he wont go to school
By Shae