1. A band with more members than collected brain cells, So Solid specialise in
banal, derivative, and hectic garage.
Lyrically, though, they're just a bunch of
Romford chavs pretending to be West Coast bad-boys, rapping about money,
gats, and hoes like you'd think it had never been done before. As far as garage acts go, this lot should have been left in the garage with the engine turned on. They wrote a song called 21 Seconds, in which each of the 10,000 members had to talk bollocks really quickly for 21 seconds, one after the other, otherwise the single would have lasted for at least 2 hours...
2. I just remembered, So Solid are the band with more members in prison than any other band in the country. Which is where
the bastards belong...
"We're So Solid, we're
hectic, massive,
phat beats, bling! bling!
gats, bitches, champagne, crack, cash, innit, innit, innit!!!
