The term means having slaves to wait on your every need and comfort you. Southerners still use the term because they'd like to forget that the North kicked their asses and freed their slaves. But really in their hearts they know they can't do shit because we would come back down their and crush their pathetic, Godless culture again. They know that the God of the North will once again raise up an Army of the faithful and burn their shit down if they try to enslave any of his people claiming to do so in His name.
We could stay in an Inn but I'd rather stay on Uncle Bob'splantation so we can experience some southern comfort at its best- his slaves are so good.
1. She has a rash on her southern comfort
My southern comfort hurts because I sat on a pin 2. These pants have taken me to southern comfort heaven!
By Libbi
Southern Comfort
Southern Comfort. The guys in charge of approving definitions on this site suck ass, for real. I submitted the only good definition for this disgusting crap that is only drunk by white trash or freshmen or faggots who are too pussy to stomach real whisky unless its flavored to taste like the fruits they are. So fuck you, your mothers, and your sisters, and fuck your father with a bowling pin, cocksucker. Eat my whole asshole.
This site is cancer. Southern Comfort is for trailer trash who can't afford to feed their 49 kids let alone booze, and giant pussies who can't drink real liquor cause it "makes me gag cause I don't have testicles!"
By Opal
Southern Comfort
A famed American liqueur of whiskey base and peaches; excellent as a mixer as well as by itself. It's 100 proof adds to it's comforting qualities.
Don't ever drink warm Southern Comfort when ou are on the offramp heading to East Davidson.
By Janna
Southern Comfort
1. A fruity, spiced, and yet caramel-like whiskey brewed in the USA since 1874.
2. To adjust one's package in an effort to achieve a comfortable resting spot.
Can be applied to ballbag re-allignment, tucking the cock into the leg hole of boxers, etc.
NOTE: any Southern comfort over 5 seconds should be classed as pleasuring yourself.
