Define Ssa Meaning

Subject Says All. Used in an e-mail to indicate that the subject line is actually the entire message.

The word ass backwards.

Acronym

Super Slut Academy

Significant Spousal Agro (SSA). When a spouse becomes significantly angry at their partner.

Is usually directed at the partner following extended time playing video games and commonly includes 'the silent treatment', comments of "it's fine" (totally NOT fine) and other passive-aggressive moves aiming to force the partner to stop the activity which is causing the anger.

SAFE SEX ALWAYS

Acronym used to express that the hook up host practices safe sex always. So expect to wear a condom, even for hand to genital stimulation.

Same Sex Attraction. Having the sexual desires of a homosexual

Stupid, stupid asshole. The redundancy of the word "stupid" is critical as the phrase was coined by a complete and utter loser (SSA, if you will) while trying to articulate the names his wife called him. I quote: "She calls me stupid, stupid and sometimes even ASSHOLE!" SSA's are typically oblivious to their imbecilic rants, but everyone around them is well aware of their chronic, idiotic existence.

Stupid Single And Sassy

A girl must obtain all 3 of these qualities before she is considered a ssas masta. Being a ssas masta is a great honor to uphold and you must uphold it with pride. This honor is not given out to just anyone, the girls friends must second her opinion on being rewarding with this honor. A ssas masta, otherwise pronounced sass master, must be the stupid-ess of the stupid, the single-ess of the singles and the sassy-ess of the sassy of all her friends. The ssas masta award receiver must accept the award without any complaint because clearly her friends think she sis something worthy enough to receive this honor.

An SSOG that is the center of the party and has almost completed her kiss list.