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Define Safe Sex Meaning

Safe Sex
Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.

EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
By Connie
Safe Sex
Using a condom or pill during sex so a baby is not conceived, an STD is not transmitted. However, it is kind of an oxymoron:

Donald discovered that safe sex is not really safe after his girlfriend, Katherine, choked on his condom and died.
By Demetris
Safe Sex
1. Using a false name.
2. Using a false phone number.
3. Not coming back to your own place.

That lunch lady I met at the 7-11 wants to introduce me to her kids. Fortunately, I was practicing safe sex.
By Cordi
Safe Sex
The act of not having unprotected sex.

This song demonstrates the idea of safe sex. "The safest way to have sex is right between the titties." Tha Alkaholiks "the next level"
By Shoshana
Safe Sex
1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."
By Jacinthe
Safe Sex
Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.
By Fulvia
Safe Sex
The most used oxymoron I have ever heard.

Safe sex, safe ciggarett, we got it all.
By Irina
Safe Sex
No Such Thing
*See oxymoron

Considering the stupidy level of the average human, I'd say that's about accurate.
By Christal
Safe Sex
safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.

He says her patience is golden. I say she is fucking weird for having safe sex with him.
By Annalee
Safe Sex
1)The act of abstinence
2)Using contraception
3)Pulling out

The only way to be sure you wont get pregnant/diseased is to practice safe sex
By Kaye