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Stonk On
Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!

I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!
By Alexa
Stonks
A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”
By Jilly
Stonks
When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks
By Lizzy
Stonks
The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"
By Raye
Stonk
A stench that is too immaculate for one to handle smelling. When someone is extremely stinky and you can't handle the stench, you need to tell them that they stonk.

Damn Lyn, you stonk!

Why does she stonk so much?
By Josselyn
Stonks
A meme used to describe a retarded economic decision. It is commonly followed with a picture of Meme man standing behind a picture of a stock market with the caption "stonks".

Me: Trades 100 wood for 1 emerald

My friend: Stonks
By Sibeal
Stonk
a stonk is a financial asset that only goes up, no matter what

Tesla is the best stonk the world has ever seen.
By Juli
Stonking
British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"
By Emmalynn
Stonks
buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

stonks
By Jena
Stonks
iNsAnE pRoFiT!

"I just got 64 emeralds for 1 block of dirt in Minecraft"
"EPIC STONKS DUDEEEE"
By Katharina