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Stonks
buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

stonks
By Jill
Stonks
iNsAnE pRoFiT!

"I just got 64 emeralds for 1 block of dirt in Minecraft"
"EPIC STONKS DUDEEEE"
By Charleen
Stonks
achieve much profit many yes

omg we have achieved stonks level
By Tove
Stonks
you have good luck and everything turns out fine for you

Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks
By Sher
Stonks
A set of man fruits, love spudsbollocksgooliesknackers

he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball
By Candida
Stonks
yes

stonks
By Agata
Stonks
A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”
By Prudy
Stonks
When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks
By Elisabeth
Stonks
The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"
By Olivette
Stonk
A stench that is too immaculate for one to handle smelling. When someone is extremely stinky and you can't handle the stench, you need to tell them that they stonk.

Damn Lyn, you stonk!

Why does she stonk so much?
By Audrye