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Stonk
a stonk is a financial asset that only goes up, no matter what

Tesla is the best stonk the world has ever seen.
By Linnet
Stonk
World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.

5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!
By Joletta
Stonk
1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked

That guy is full of stonk
By Jenelle
Stonk
A fecal or flatulent smell that will not dissipate.

I was enveloped in my own stonk.
By Roseann
Stonk
a black genital that is so heavy it rips the human ball sack

"I will eat youre stonk" -Gandi
By Candice
Stonk
A very weird dance performed while wearing a red nose. Popularised during the 1991 Comic Relief event by the "hit" single Let's Stonk!

"Stick a red nose on your conk/ And let's stonk!"
By Margery
Stonk
A collection of skoal, grizzly, or kayak tobacco packed into the lower lip often times making all limbs feel like a feather. Best suited for couch sitting during televised games.

Hunglow: You guys wanna stonk after this period
Diesel: For sure I'm gonna stonk the f$ck outta that tin
Captain Reebs: Dibs not first stonk on that fresh tin
Hunglow: You wanna stonk kas?
Kas: You gotta a tin?
Captain Reebs: Wej
By Rasla
Stonk
To illegitimately aquire a good or service in a 'cheeky' manner.

Did you manage to Stonk paying into the nightclub?

Yeah, i managed to sneak in, and well stonked it!
By Mada
Stonk
when you stalk someone when they are naked, going to the bathroom, showering, etc. keword: stonk

Reynold stonks his crush
By Lavinie
Stonk
1.(n) when something looks, smells, tastes, feels, etc. really bad. 2.(v) when you cant handle something.

"that meatloaf looked so stonk"
"i couldn't stonk it"
By Aurora