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Sturgis
A small town in southwestern Michigan known for Kirsch Company (which has since moved), Tom Bodett (the Motel 6 guy), and not much else. It is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as Little Mexico.

Random person: So you live in Sturgis? Whats it like in South Dakota? Do you ever go see Mount Rushmore?
Unfortunate Sturgis Resident: Um, you're thinking of a different Sturgis. I'm from the crappy one in Michigan.
By Rebecca
Sturgis
The term for the penis on a man who has Big Dick Energy. While you can have BDE and not actually have a huge cock, If you have BDE AND a huge piece, that piece is referred to as a Sturgis.

Did you see McGregor wearing that tight pair of Calvin Klein underwear after the Mayweather fight? That man has a sturgis on him.
By Emmie
Sturgis
The term for a collection or group of motorcycles gathered together in one place. Similar to other words used to indicate groups of things, such as a pod of whales, a flock of geese, a murder of crows, or a congress of baboons.

Looking out the window, I saw a sturgis of motorcycles proceeding down the road.
By Lucretia
Sturgis Play
To make a good play or big play.

A reference to Lynrd Skynrd's Sturgis performance.

Plays of this nature usually lead to other people getting "sturgy"

Damn, that triple kill was a Sturgis Play!
By Ferne
Sturgis West
A high school in Hyannis Ma, where the teachers only care ab their paychecks and not the kids, where the rejects go because the go bullied or was sick of their other school. Where the seniors prey on the freshman

Sturgis west is wack as fuck
By Kira
Sturgis, SD
A small town in South Dakota that hosts one of the largest national motorcycle rallies in the United States. Also home of the Full Throttle Saloon as seen on Tru TV. Usually occurs the first or second week of August.

Dude, are you gonna ride your hog to sturgis this august?

Are you talking about Sturgis, SD?
By Tommi
Joey Sturgis
A music Producer at Foundation Studios, best known for Producing The Devil Wears Prada, APFP, and Miss May I. He also is known to take a great band and make it suck beyond belief.

I loved Confide till they went to Foundation Studios with Joey Sturgis
By Tessa
Sturgis Brown High School
A Drama infested hell hole. Sex and Drugs dominate and actually going somewhere in your life is obviously not something of importance for the students. If you want drugs, you know where to go. Do you want a Whore, walk down the hallway.

A typical conversation at sturgis Brown High School
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"
By Brigit
Sturgis Brown High School
A shithole where nobody can peacefully live. There are nothing but annoying ass teachers and students. Mr McCann is throwing shit and drinking piss in the hallways.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how (shit idiot bitch) asked out (bitch idiot shit)?:
Person 2: "Wow I'm going to kill myself"
Person 1: "Do it! This is Sturgis Brown High School"
By Odette
Sturgy
To deliberately say something to get a person riled up.

Joe made fun of Tom’s pride and joy, his new car. He really knows how to sturgy him.
By Rosamund