When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...
"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."
By Freda
Sucks Fucking Balls
something you would say that fucking sucks balls. when something sucks balls, that sucks. but when something sucks fucking balls, it sucks fucking balls. and you dont know until something sucks fucking balls until you've experienced something that sucks fucking balls.
Man this Jessica bitch gave me the suck, fuck, and head to bed last night and man was it blazin.
By Remy
Suck And Fuck
Ken was a virgin, showering on his first nite of basic training at LacklandAFB. He was approached by his Drill sergeant and asked to let him suck Ken off. Ken was excited, let him but it got out of hand and Ken went all the way with the Drill sargent. Started wit Ken getting sucked ended with Ken getting fucked. Suck and fucked
