Define Suck The Farts Meaning

Suck The Farts
term of endearment. an act of worship of the object of your desire. being prepared to do anything to make that person happy

"i love Gill so much I'd suck the farts right out of her arse"
By Vita
Suck A Fart
Short for suck a fart out of my ass! Used in retort to a verbal absurdity or attack.

Sure I'll pick up your dry cleaning just as soon as you suck a fart out of my ass.
By Glenine
Suck A Fart
When things are going badly, or from bad to worse, you may be considered to be "sucking farts" or "sucking a fart";
generally have a shit time of it;

Man, we're so busy at work, i'm just sucking farts all day;
My team lost the grand final - suck a fart;
By Mallissa
Suck A Fart
Term used briefly in Irish youth culture (between November 2005-March 2006) Used to express similar sentiment to common phrase "Kiss my Ass" while avoiding the cliche of what was a tired expression.
Rarely expressed now in any civilized culture.

Why don't you ever Suck a Fart?
To suck a fart is to live.
Lady Rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.
By Bride
Suck My Fart
it's sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it's pretty straightforward.... "Suck my fart" is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. It could probably be incorporated in fetishistic sexplay, if that's your thing. Barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it's understood that no one would like to suck anyone else's fart. It's thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. Originally, it's been utilized as a play on the old adage " eat my dust", or the take offered by the famous "Flo" on the hit TV series "Alice": "Kiss my grits".

version one: "i hate you, so suck my fart"

version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"

version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"

*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.
By Blanca
Suck My Fart
To place one's lips around a brown round and inhale the flagellation into your lungs.

I want big Laquinta to place her mouth upon my asshole and begin to suck my fart.
By Nana
I'd Suck A Fart Out Of That
A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.

Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.
By Bird
Suck Fart
The foul action of getting down on all fours, sucking air into your butt hole, and then farting it out in a fancy fashion.

"Wow, did you see Greg accidently poop out that raisinet when he suck farted in front of a crowd?"
By Melosa
Suck A Fart From Her Ass
When you find a girl so attractive that you'd literally suck a fart from her ass.

She's so beautiful, I'd drink her bathwater and then suck a fart from her ass.
By Arlana
Suck A Fart Out Of A Dead Seagull
When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull
By Nada