When
corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit -
call out their own
sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo
Ron, you see that new
Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a
corporate flagellate