Define Sumner Meaning

Gordon Sumner is the legendary frontman of the band the police

That guy at school that everyone wants to get with guys girls even teachers
he is just so sexy and fucking boss
you cant ever fucking touch that kid

v. to get utterly and completely OWNED, usually as a result of physical violence.
This term comes from the notorious public beating of Senator Charles Sumner by his fellow Preston Brooks due to his disparaging comments about the south.
(Note: Sumnered is always spelled with a capital "S".)

Sumner's are grangorgeous girls who frolic with gnomes in magical rain-forests in the mountains of Saskatchewan and devour the souls of oompa loompas. She has the ability to turn anything she touches into instant pixie dust; which when snorted makes you shrink 1.337 inches exactly. Sumner's also carry a scent of Uberpixel, which is concocted from Smurf toes, Muppet fuzz, and leftover Lamb Chop hand puppets which when combined smell like Jesus with a hint of chocolate.

Sumners a girl who's sporty and sweet. She is loved by everyone around her and all of the boys want her. She doesn't need to make milkshakes for the boys to come to her yard. She had long legs. Usually she has brown hair and colourful green eyes. She's not super tan but she has freckles. She's beautiful, averagely smart and great in bed.

Boy 1: "we all love Sumner"
Boy 2: "yeah I want to make love with her"

Boy 3: "she's so hot!!!!"

A small, but groing, suburban town in southern/mid-southern Washinton State...USA

Wonderful people who are excellent and guitar and making toast.

He is 82, so he is going to die soon.

Pseudonym used by Murray Rothstein. Mr. Rothstein is a Jew and is the boss of Viacom corporation, which owns MTV.

To commit a Sumner Burstyn

Like kicking a hornets nest or someone when they are dead.

New Zealand Slang.

To create social networking suicide
To be selfish and evil to other human beings

Background: this originates from Sumner Burstyn's disgraceful remarks on her facebook page with sparked hate pages after her comment about a recently fallen NZ Soldier.

Barbara Sumner-Burstyn posted the comments on Facebook, apparently after reading reports of 26-year-old Lance Cpl. Jacinda Baker's death in Afghanistan.
"Oh so fallen soldier Jacinda Baker liked boxing and baking - did they forget she also like invading countries we are not at war with, killing innocent people and had no moral compass," Sumner-Burstyn wrote.

This whole event saw unprecedednted response and a facebook created generated 25,000 members in 24 hours.

Sumner Burstyn has become one of New Zealand's most reviled people and has had to change her name for the 8th time.