Define Palmer Meaning

Another term for a 'hand job'.

sexy, hott, guy u wanna do

the guy in your group that pretends he is dumber then he actually is. Often he will say shit that does not make sense to try and get a laugh but results in him being chirped.

palmer, often used to describe a gay monkey

To get friends excited about one's committed attendance, only to destroy their happiness by finding a lame reason to not actually show up.

a small ass town in mass where nobody seems to hear about and where many many many people smoke pot. its very boring there is nothing to do not even crime there. there is a "gang" LTB but there just fags who like to ride a bike (no not like a ninja a bike..) they dont even do shit.

another word for anabolic steroids. underground word for human growth hormone.
synonyms: roids, juice, stuff, sauce, slop

Someone given to masturbating using the palm of their hand, usually a male. Otherwise known as a wanker.

acting like a gay ass mofo

being a bag of douche

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.