A sex position where you lie flat on your back on top of a male who is lying flat on their back, with you head positioned by their penis whilst trying to get tongue (represents sand) out of your ass crack. Should you wish to apply sun tan lotion, just toss the person off. Or you can flick the pages of your book from this position.
I smoked some good shit and now I'm sunbathed off my ass.
By Bren
Sunbather
A sunbather is a piece of shit intentionally left on the toilet seat out of spite. Similar to upper decker and a play off of drop off the cosby kids at the pool. The sunbather is meant to evoke the image of a person basking in the sun next to a pool.
This term is used to describe someone who is very soft. You would use the term to describe an athlete who milks an injury that most people would just shrug off. Take for example a hockey player who lays on the ice like he just got hit by a freight train,when he only got a good check.
The oily, oozing result of improper pork sausage preparation prior to barbequeuing; simmilar in appearance to a British person attempting to get skin cancer