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Define Table Leg Meaning

Table Leg
Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.
By Madalyn
Table-legged
The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.

I just table-legged my haircut, (by trying to even out the ends).
By Carena
5th Table Leg
A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!

That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!
By Mandy
Slippery Busted Table Leg
When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.

After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
By Pandora
Cookout Table Legs
when a middle aged man gets high as fuck

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs
By Calli