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Table Top
An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.

Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.
By Ana
Table Top
a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.

T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?

G: duh!

T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done

G: ok

R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
By Ericha
Table Top
A ass that is so fat and round, the way in which it protrudes from the body is similar to a table top.

Damn son, that girls got a table top! I could rest my drink on dat ass.
By Alfi
Table Top
When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.

Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
By Piper
Table-topping
Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.

Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.
By Brandie
Table Topping
When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"
By Nataline
Table Top Ass
When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.

Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!
By Kimberlee
BOSTON TABLE TOP
THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION

MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.
By Nerti
Table Top Skank
a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!
By Peta
Uneven Table Top
When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.

Brooke has such an uneven table top.
By Lib