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Define Tall People Day Meaning

TALL PEOPLE DAY
On the 29th of October it’s national tall people day. The day the SHORT people get to bully tall people back :) on this day the short people get to kick or punch the tall people :)).

You: *kicks*
Them: what was that for

You: haha it’s tall people day
By Polly
Tall People Day
March 2nd, the exact opposite of Sept. 2nd (aka short people day.) On tall people day, anyone over 5'9" gets $5.

P. 1: oh wow, on Sept. 2nd I got $5 because it was short people day! Bet that must suck for you, seeing as how you're tall.

P. 2: oh, you must not have heard of tall person day! March 2nd, 6 months after Sept. 2nd, is Tall People Day! Tall people get $5!

P. 1: I hadn't heard of that! How interesting!
By Georgine
Fling Tall People Day
Fling tall people day is celebrated by none so celebrate it.

it's celebrated on Decemeber 11

Joy: OMG! Its fling tall people day!
Neutral: it's fling tall people day.
By Margette
National Tall People Day
A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!
By Rosana
National Throw Tall People Day
In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.

"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"
By Meghan
National Kick Tall People Day
on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd
By Rosemarie
National Kick Tall People Day
On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences

Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
By Maxine
National Throw Tall People Day
October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
By Lea
National Ignore Tall People Day
national tall people day is on november 6th. it is when you ignore tall people for a day ! (previously explained in the title)

tall person: hello!!
short person: *ignores them*
tall person: wtf bitch answer me
*on november 7th*
short person: hey bitch yesterday was national ignore tall people day sorry not sorry
tall person: just wait till ignore short people day you bitch
By Kirsteni
National Trip Tall People Day
Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.
By Lisha