Oftentimes resembling douche-like qualities and expressing high levels of douchbaggery. The aforementioned exhibits ferry tendencies in
borderline homosexual situations they typically initiate. Characteristics include wearing frayed jeans with flip flops, drinking canned Busch beer, and frequenting local North Side of Chicago
Wrigleyville drinking establishments. Physical qualities consist of receding hairlines that of
Simple Jack from the movie Tropic Thunder and browsing ESPN message boards.
Additional attributes include exhibiting Gump-like qualities, drinking
merlot at the bar, red-shirted asses,
Bill Cosby sweater wearing, blue-tooth headset talking, huge
bleacher spoiler wing driving, taters.