Define Tech Support Meaning

"I just spent three hours on tech support. Take the gun out of the shoebox in the closet and shoot me."

Caller:i can't get on the internet
Tech Support: is your computer on.
Caller:uh... is that the big gray box or the small black one?
Tech:(on mute:Kill me now God.) The big one.
Caller:it's supposed to be on?
Tech:(on mute: why do you allow people to live God?)Yes Sir.
Caller: Well give me a minute and i'll turn it on.
Tech:(on mute- You stupid ass hole turn on your goddamn computer before you call, i hate you,your wife,your children even your cat, i hate your cat.) Sure thing Sir take your time.(since i've got all f-ing day.) That's what i'm here for.
Caller: Your such a nice person to be so patient with me.
Tech: Thank you sir.(on mute-i wish death on you. Why? why did i deserve this living hell?)

STOP CALLING ME I HATE ALL OF HUMANITY. That's tech support

Tech support: Hello, this is 1-800-WEREUSELESS, how may we be of assistance to you?

Dave: Hi, I'm phoning because I can't seem to turn my computer on.

Tech support: I'll need some information first, is that okay with you sir?

Dave: Sure, go ahead.

Tech support: Age?

Dave: 43.

Tech support: Name?

Dave: Dave.

Tech support: Account number and password?

Dave: I kind of forget. Where could I find those?

Tech support: Length of your fully erect reproductive organ?

Dave: What?

Tech support: I'm sorry sir, let me transfer you to the Baby Clothing department.

Person 1: "Shit, I forgot my wallet!"
Person 2: "It's cool, it's on me."
Person 1: "Tech support."

Improper use: "It was totally tech support when you came through for me on that kidney transplant."

"I can't understand a goddamn word that guy from tech support said."

people that are dumb call tech support

Don't be fooled. Those girls in I.T. are getting a lot of help from tech support.

It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.

Person 1: "Shit, I forgot my wallet!"
Person 2: "It's cool, it's on me."
Person 1: "Tech support."

Improper use: "It was totally tech support when you came through for me on that kidney transplant."

> On Thu, July 20, 2006 5:07 pm, Mario R. Sanchez, Ph.D. wrote:
> Raymond J. (10337): Hi, my name is Raymond J. (10337). How may I help you?
> mario: hi
> Raymond J. (10337): Hello.
> Raymond J. (10337): Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better.
> mario: if i give you a serial number, can you tell me 1)who it was sold
> to
> originally and/or 2)the history of the product?
> Raymond J. (10337): Can I have your name please?
> mario: mario
> Raymond J. (10337): Thank you Mario.
> Raymond J. (10337): May I have the model and version of your device?
> mario: model wpg54g
> mario: it has no version info
> Raymond J. (10337): How about your phone number with the area code?
> mario: 305-xxx-xxxx
> Raymond J. (10337): Thank you for giving all these information.
> Raymond J. (10337): What is the problem you are experiencing with your
> Linksys product?
> mario: did you read my first question?
> mario: all i want to know is if i give you a model and serial number,
> can
> linksys tell me who originally bought the product?
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay.
> Raymond J. (10337): Mario I'm sorry but I can't.
> mario: who can?
> Raymond J. (10337): Mario where did you get router?
> mario: i am looking to buy it -
> Raymond J. (10337): I see.
> Raymond J. (10337): I suggest you buy it in best buy.
> mario: i am looking to linksys for a simple answer: can ANYONE in
> linksys
> tell me who FIRST purchased a product - if i provide model and serial
> number
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay.
> Raymond J. (10337): The customer.
> mario: what does "the customer" mean?
> Raymond J. (10337): I see.
> Raymond J. (10337): The retailers ordered the product from linksys and
> the consumer purchased it from the feratilers.
> Raymond J. (10337): Retailers I mean.
> mario: lets try this again: WHO DID LINKSYS SELL THE PRODUCT TO
> "INITIALLY"?
> Raymond J. (10337): Linksys is the manufacturer.
> Raymond J. (10337): And the retailers are the distributors.
> mario: can i speak with a supervisor that may be able to understand this
> simple question?
> Raymond J. (10337): Linksys sell there products to the retailers.
> mario: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Raymond J. (10337): I'm sorry for that.
> mario: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay.
> mario: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Raymond J. (10337): I'm sorry but there is no supervisor available at here
> mario: what? do you work alone, and un-supervised?
> Raymond J. (10337): Yes, I can answer that question. What is your phone number and I can help you.
> mario: i already gave you my phone number. all i want to know is to whom did linksys sell a product to
> Raymond J. (10337): Okay. Yes, Linksys sells products.
> mario: now, to WHOM - to what person - to what company - did Linksys sell one particular product to?
> Raymond J. (10337): You can buy one product at best buy.
> mario: is best buy the only company linksys sells products to?
> Raymond J. (10337): I see. When you buy a Linksys its the best buy.
> mario: great, another waste of time tech support ordeal via india.

> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Hi, my name is Tech Support Person J. (10337). How may I help you?
> Customer: hi
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Hello.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better.
> Customer: if i give you a serial number, can you tell me 1)who it was sold
> to
> originally and/or 2)the history of the product?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Can I have your name please?
> Customer: Customer
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Thank you Customer.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): May I have the model and version of your device?
> Customer: model wpg54g
> Customer: it has no version info
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): How about your phone number with the area code?
> Customer: 305-xxx-xxxx
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Thank you for giving all these information.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): What is the problem you are experiencing with your
> XYZ Company product?
> Customer: did you read my first question?
> Customer: all i want to know is if i give you a model and serial number,
> can
> XYZ Company tell me who originally bought the product?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Customer I'm sorry but I can't.
> Customer: who can?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Customer where did you get router?
> Customer: i am looking to buy it -
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I suggest you buy it in Retail Company.
> Customer: i am looking to XYZ Company for a simple answer: can ANYONE in
> XYZ Company
> tell me who FIRST purchased a product - if i provide model and serial
> number
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): The customer.
> Customer: what does "the customer" mean?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): The retailers ordered the product from XYZ Company and
> the consumer purchased it from the feratilers.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Retailers I mean.
> Customer: lets try this again: WHO DID XYZ Company SELL THE PRODUCT TO
> "INITIALLY"?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): XYZ Company is the manufacturer.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): And the retailers are the distributors.
> Customer: can i speak with a supervisor that may be able to understand this
> simple question?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): XYZ Company sell there products to the retailers.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I'm sorry for that.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I'm sorry but there is no supervisor available at here
> Customer: what? do you work alone, and un-supervised?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Yes, I can answer that question. What is your phone number and I can help you.
> Customer: i already gave you my phone number. all i want to know is to whom did XYZ Company sell a product to
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay. Yes, XYZ Company sells products.
> Customer: now, to WHOM - to what person - to what company - did XYZ Company sell one particular product to?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): You can buy one product at Retail Company.
> Customer: is Retail Company the only company XYZ Company sells products to?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see. When you buy a XYZ Company its the Retail Company.
> Customer: great, another waste of time tech support ordeal via india.