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Tele
hotel, motel

talkin to a chicken head: let's get a tele.
By Cissy
Tele
Short for “television”
British, common usage.

“Anything good on tele tonight?”
By Beckie
Tele
It's a term when a character from a MMORPG teleports from a place to another.
Short for teleport

"mag tele ka na lang para mabilis"
"ayoko mag tele mahal, wala na akong yuan"
By Jermaine
Tele
The best guy a girl could have. So loving and caring. The most beautiful eyes ever. Does things that are right even though it maybe painful for both people. He respects you for everything that you are. There is nothing he won't do. This person crys when he does something that he shouldn't, and rejoices when he knows something went right. He won't ever let you down. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in the world with just one touch, and he takes your breath away with just three words. He is everything to you.

Mandy: My boyfriend is the real "tele"
Jess: I wish I had a "tele"!
Mandy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
By Dominga
Tele
teleport diablo 2 spell

Barb fuxin bo me so i can make tp u fuxor
By Griselda
The Tele
Hotel, Motel

1. An establishment that provides paid lodging on a short-term basis.
Generally used for the distribution and sale of drugs or engaging in sexual activity, sometimes prostitution.

2. Nickname for Brantford, Ontario. For the prevalence of illicit drug use and promiscuousness of the lower income population. Brantford is also known as the "Telephone City". Former city resident Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone in Tutela Heights, Brantford.

These mans are tryna' fawad me to tha' tele. Tryna' battry' me? Are you dumb? I'm not a hoe.

I'm going home to the tele to pick up this bitty I used to bang in the BCI stairwell.
By Aida
Tele-hell
1. When you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.

2. When a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you're saying, even when you're speaking super slowly and clearly.

1. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill." "For account information, press 1. For sales, press 2." "No, no, I need a real person!" (Alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) "Welcome to the outages hotline." Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!" 2. (Dialing) "Oh, man, I really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone." "For technical support, say, 'support.' "Suuh-pooort." "I think you said, 'USB port.' Is that correct?" "No, support! Suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! Agggggh, I'm in tele-hell!!!
By Ailene
Tele-tuggy
A Tele-tuggy is essentially a hand job or "tuggy" given to a recipient who is watching television.

This is a play on the word "Teletubbie" which may give the illusion that a "tele-tuggy" is an inocent act which is not sexual in nature; making the persuit of tele-tuggies easier.

Cindy: Dave, why don't you turn off the TV and come to bed?

Dave: South Park is on... I have a better idea! Why don't you come over here and give me a tele-tuggy?
By Isabella
Tele-pathetic
Having psychic abilities that are useless in predicting the outcome of relevant events. Dreams and visions of this nature simultaneously provide enough facts to be disturbing, and too few facts to act upon.

"My brother and I are tele-pathetic, we both predicted that nothing important would happen today."

"If I weren't so tele-pathetic I would have known where in Nebraska the accident was going to happen."
By Binny
Tele-selfie
Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.

Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.

A big deal among Illinois College grads.
By Moselle