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Define That Time Of Month Meaning

That Time Of Month
when you have your period

It's that time of month for me. I'm gonna curl up in bed with chocolate and watch Grey's Anatomy
By Dorry
Wrong Time Of Month
A Farmer Is Told That His Celibate bull Will Go Sex-Mad If He Rubbs Some Cow's Fanny Juice Over The Bull's Nose. He Does So, And The Bull Gets At It Within Seconds. He Wonders If This Works With Humans, So That Night He Scoops Up Some Of His Wife's Juices And Rubs Them Over His Face. Within Seconds He Has A Massive Stiffy And So Wakes Up His Wife, Wanting To Give Her A Poking Like Never Before. She Takes One look At Him And Says, "YOU WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED?!?!"

If The River Runs Red, Take The Dirt Track!
By Daisi
Time Of The Month
1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow

1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month
By Raina
That Time Of The Month
The time when a women has her period.

"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"
By Bevvy
Time Of The Month
when a female is on her period.

"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."
By Rochelle
That Time Of The Month
to ride the crimson river

nuff sed, but gotta make example longer
By Othilia
That Time Of The Month
An excuse used by women in order to get by with whatever they want

Zach:So Sarah whats up with you and Cody?
Sarah:...
Zach:Ummm, Sarah?
Sarah:...
Zach:Sarah?!?
Sarah:SHUT THE FUCK UP!(Sarah punches Zach in the face, Zach is on the floor bloody)
Mimi:Sarah! look what you did! I think you just killed him!
Sarah:I'm sorry, I think it's that time of the month...
By Cortney
Time Of The Month
every month girls peel of the skin on their face , it helps with their growth

guy: do girls peel their skin of every month
girl: yes once every time of the month
By Simona
Time Of The Month
When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.

Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.
By Marlane
That Time Of The Month
a word men use instead of period because they have a gf or they're very mature

hosea harris:wow abie looks really pissed,it must b that time of the month
dshaun groff: wats that?
josh johnson:abie's ugly
abie vahlkamp:hosea how do u no oh, u would wouldnt u..... dshaun ur an idiot josh shut the hell up! at least the rest of these guys know wat a pad is!
By Michel