A
beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves
a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the
feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.
Guy 1: Dude,
I left I huge
beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.
Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.
Guy: Hey, I have a picture of
the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?
Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.