I have a huge life size poster of him all greasy and shiny with a "hard hat" on.
By Lorinda
The Hard Hat
Because a man is very sensitive after an orgasm, he is very sensitive on his head. So when a woman tries to rub his cock with a dry hand, the man has to try very "hard" to not slap the woman for rubbing his "hat". So The Hard Hat is created.
After my woman whacked me off, she kept trying to find more, but my hat was too sensitive, and I tried very hard not to slap that hoe. The Hard Hat I got last night was gruesome.
By Tobey
Hard Hat
A term used to referto a Mexican or other Latinos.
This term was originated from the types of jobs that the previously mentioned have. Most of these people work onconstruction sites and therefore have to wear a hard hat
A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.