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Define The Johnston Meaning

Johnstoned
ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.
By Kathye
Johnstoning
to touch oneself numerous times within an hour, mainly during times of boredom.

Today I found movies boring, so I proceeded to Johnstoning and finished off the day.
By Annora
Johnston
A surname originating in Scotland. Some of the Johnstons moved to Ireland, and later to the United States. The meaning of the name is "John's town." The family crest is a winged spur and the family motto is "Nunquam Non Paratis" (Never Unprepared). Related to the surnames Johnstone and Johnson.

Famous bearers of this last name include Confederate generals Albert Sidney Johnston and Joesph Eggleston Johnston, Disney animator Ollie Johnston, and musician Daniel Johnston as well as several atheletes and politicians from both the US and the UK.
By Mariellen
Johnston
Totally awesome name... comes from Ireland, so you can imagine how beautiful a girl with the last name Johnston is...Very true and sweet, beautiful eyes and hair

He man that girl is beautiful..... she must be a Johnston
By Adriana
The Johnstones
The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.

The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC

Dood, The Johnstones were so fuckin' rad last night.
By Moselle
The Johnston
Someone who achieves at least one or more of these set criteria:

- Has more money than you
- Is better at video games than you
- Achieves a t in almost every test
- gets all the "bitches"
- believes garen is broken

Oh man, the other day my friend sat the maths test, failed everything, he was totally The Johnston!
By Danila
Johnston
Johnston is a mark of the running group from Scotland. Osiris Cullen was a great business man, he was always fair, but he always wanted more. He began to barter for more in every deal he made, but one day, he crossed the wrong clan, and they vowed to destroy him and his clan. He feared for his life, and quickly deported to the U.S. in 1746, there he changed his surname to Johnston, and he began anew. Johnston's are planning to get revenge on the threatening family, and if you are one, you know who they are too.

That business man is a Johnston, I can tell by the way deals in his favor...
By Suzy
Johnston
Comes from the abreviation for Johns Town,

a town full of toilets or also known as a shit hole

Dude I have to move...its a Johnstonhere
By Jaclin
Johnstone
The mistaken act of getting anothers pubic hair caught between your teeth while teabagging and/or muff diving.

I was teabagging Sally-May and who would of known she performed JohnStone
By Faustina
Johnston
Issa dick, dude.

"My girl was getting all up on my Johnston, like she want it for a fucken meal."
By Appolonia