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Define The Monsters Meaning

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By Jonis
Monstering
The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.

"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "
By Riane
Monstered
To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster

Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!
By Marline
Monsterating
When two or more women in a household are synchronized with their menstrual cycles.

I have to get out of the house this weekend. My wife and daughter are monsterating.
By Luella
Monsterating
When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".

Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.
By Fiann
Monster
A scary caffeinated drink that Mormon children are told to check their closets for before they go to bed.

Jimmy, if you're hiding Monster in there, you won't be allowed to participate in family game night for a week!
By Pat
Monster
A person who demonstrates skills beyond normal mastery, particularly in the field of music.

"Did you hear that guitar solo? That guy's a monster!"
By Amandie
Monster
A synonym for human.

Every monster is human.
By Melania
Monster
a ruthless unsympathetic,self-centered person

Rodger is a monster the way he treats his girlfriend.
By Rosanne
Monster
Nuclear horse piss that is sold as a disgusting energy drink.

Describing anything that is large.

The creature that lives in your closet and under your bed.

A sadistic pedophile who molests and rapes children he abducts.

I tried a monster energy drink the other day, it was the grossest shit i have ever tasted. I poured the rest of it into my neighbor's dogs water dish, the dog caught fire.

Whoa, that fish is a monster.

"Mommy, I need you to look in my closet and check under my bed for monsters."
"For fuck sake Tommy, you're 35 years old. why do you still believe in monsters?"
"Remember when I was kidnapped and raped by that monster in his van. And I still didn't get any free candy."
By Carmelita