Define The Muppets Meaning

Muppeted
A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.
By Cherin
Muppet
A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

By Trisha
Muppetting
Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.
By Talya
Muppet

By Lynea
Muppets
An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.

"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."
By Addie
Muppeting
The act of careless drinking.
The act of drinking with no self control.
The act of over drinking and acting out of sorts.
A plan made with friends to over drink and act muppety.
Muppety-unruly, loud,obnoxious,careless

What’s going on tonight, wanna muppet?
I had a shitty day, I need to muppet.
What are we doing tomorrow, muppeting?
I have a group of friends, we’re all muppets.
By Laurette
The Muppet
The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".

My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.
By Melisenda
Muppet
a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability

what the hell is Emma doing, can she not see that if im not at my desk I can not answer my phone, she is such a fucking muppet
By Valaree
Muppet
Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !

By Sher
Muppetitis
Someone who regularly behaves like a muppet.

i.e. you have a severe case of muppetitis
By Alene