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Define The Research Meaning

Research
To watch youtube videos made by some self-appointed, conspiracy of the month guru, that align with your already fantastical world view. The closer these videos are to what you already believe the better and any divergence in thought is viewed with deep suspicion. Reading actual scientific papers and websites is never research since they may contain weird symbols known as math (most likely is some kind of satanic script) and everyone knows all scientists work for the Illuminati anyway.

I researched flat earth enough to know it is true and you're not going to convince me otherwise.
Look, bro, all I'm asking is that you do the research yourself. I'll send you some youtube vids.
By Sibylle
Research
Porn

What's her name?
Need it for some research.
By Vivian
Research
saying your going to wank but discreetly

person A: im going to do some research

person B: well clean up afterwords you disgusting basterd
By Dorthea
Research
To become an expert on something after having done a Google search and 10 minutes reading on the internet.

Doctor, I have eczema. I've done some research and I'm sure it's from heavy metal poisoning from the mercury in my filings.
By Lauraine
Research
see: wikipedia

I was doing some "research" on 17th century painters last night.
By Beilul
Research
Increasingly, research seems to be showing that in most cases people's beliefs have little to do with the weight of the evidence.

Increasing "research?"

What does "increasingly" mean?
By Hailee
For Research
When you're gonna Jack it but don't wanna out right mention it

"What's her name... for research?"
By Gena
The Research
The Research is an indie pop band from Wakefield, England. The lead singer is Russell "the disaster" who is hilarious and never seen without his baseball cap over his wild hair. He performs using a old Casio keyboard balanced on his knee. 2 girls make up the band- a bass player and a drummer. Most songs are based around failed relationships.

Indie t-shirt: "Hip to The Research"
By Karoline
Research
Discreet term, or code name, for a session of 'hows your father'

I'm going to do some "research" before i go to sleep
By Fionnula
Research
Definition 1:
Excessive and tedious study used so that students with little more than hot air between their ears can keep up with the smarter ones. It's pretty much an excuse to reword someone else's work using a bibliography.

Definition 2:
An uncommon slang term for masturbation. Often said in a "sarcastic" way.

Def 1:
Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research!

Def 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, can I come over after school?
Guy 2: Naw, call me 30 minutes after. My parents aren't home, so I'm gonna do some... research...
Guy 1: Research?
Guy 2: Uhh... yeah!

30 minutes later:

Guy 1: How'd your research go?
Guy 2: It started out slow, but I found a ton of information. It got a bit messy, so I jumped out at the last second and forgot to cite my sources!

Or:

Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research!
By Flor