Define The Roadman Meaning

brother species to the chav. A roadman’s true love is the iconic north face black puffer jacket paired with some nike sweats and air max 97s. Chav girls love to date the roadman who acts the most hard. Use phrases such as “safe 1 my g” and “init bruv”.

Roadmen are an evolved form of the chav which is now an endangered species living in their mums basement recording their next SoundCloud rap with their mate big Dave and Donnie G. The roadman comes from between the ages of 12-18 who cant speak regular English and will only be able to understand you if you use these words in every sentence

-bruv

-blud

-wagwan

-piffting

-peng

-init

If these creatures get aggravated they will spread their arms and shout "YOU WANNA GO BRUV?!" This is your only chance to escape, if you do not run their mates Big Gaz and G-Dot will get involved, calling you a Bati boy. But this is all merely a defence mechanise and despite what they say they will rarely attack.

typical teenage boys who drop out of school and instead do these things:
Smokes weed
wears tracksuit bottoms with bomber jacket
rides around the area on bikes
commit crimes (robbery in particular)
shows aggressive and intimidating behavior

lives on benefits
acts tough/ hard *slang for tough*
Chill in shady areas on in front of fast food restaurants

*note if you want to be a roadman you must do most/all of the things above*

A roadman is the definition of a boy(12 year old) - Adult (30 years old) that comes from the United Kingdom ( Mostly England) who deals drugs, smokes weed and cigarettes with their gang.

Roadmen also know the in´s and out´s of their town and will likely have a place to hang about with mates ( friends ) which will probably be a place in the public to act hard as fuck.

The younger "roadmen" are kids who like to make it seem their life is rough as fuck but when they get home they cant decide which fucking bathroom to use because there is so many. Or which car daddy should drive to work in. ( Posh Twats ).

They patrol the streets at night wearing cheap as fuck clothes ( Hoodies, Puffy jacket, Beanie, Adidas tracksuits, shitty white shoes and maybe a knife ).

roadmen are teenage boys from London and wear puffer jackets (moncler,mochino,canada goose) which are mostly fake and wear shoes that are faker than katie prices tits. If you incounter one of these species you need to to know how to speak their language (skrilla, peak, man, fam, G, calm, fire, gased, opp, ends, bare.) They also carry a fanny pack or a shoulder bag holding mostly a splif or two and a trusty shank used to scare off opps (oppisite gangmember.) Even though they may try to make them self seem hard by hanging out the local macies down the road, they go home to choose what car daddys going to drive tommorow or decide what time their going to go to bed

Roadman comes from the 21st century slang word, describing a boy (normally at a teenage age) as someone who thoroughly knows the ins and outs of his area, and the people in the area - he will also be involved in popular events such as trapping, driving (cruising), parties etc.

A roadman is a deluded big headed chav, who spends their saturday mornings sitting outside Poundland next to the hobos smoking joints. They wear charity shop Adidas joggers and bin bags as coats found in a council lorry down the road. They scrapped their 2 years of education ( only made it reception) and can’t speak a word of English apart from “ I’ll shank u bruv” with a bent butter knife they stole from their mums knicker drawer.

The true definition of a roadman is a guy with no job yet acts like he's got money, no future but acts like he's going places. To support this lifestyle he takes part in illegal activity known as 'street activity' and starts becoming respected by guys on the street and sometimes even feared. Actually most full on roadmen are feared as they are often very violent. Many girls love them and roadmen like fucking anyone but do not stay around to deal with the consequences but now and again will pop in and mess with their child's head sometimes even using their child for personal gain (some roadmen do love their children though). The main thing is once you are a roadman it's almost impossible to get out you will die a roadman either from old age or from 'street activity' gone wrong.

Being a roadman is a responsibility and a way of life that you have to own and be ready for otherwise you're just a wannabe.

Top 5 posessions are:

North face puffer jacket.
North Face gloves.
Adidas tracksuit bottoms.
Adidas man bag (it's not a man bag, it's a satchel, Indiana Jones has one.)
Nike huaraches.

Cheeky Nando's. Stormzy. Shuffling. Proper lit fam. If you haven't got a baseball cap, that's okay, just get a top knot. Tesco car park. Slept with 20 girls, still a virgin innit famelam.

The average British year 7 who pulled a plastic fork on someone and now thinks they are a fucking mad man they also tend to pull up on kids or old people because they know that's all they can fend off, they likes to wear shitty Adidas track suits