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Define The Shite Meaning

Shite
Originally a Scottish & Irish word, now used in Wales, England and even all former British colonies in place of "shit" but only when suitable, it does not always replace shit in any context. Many non-Scots and non-Irish have started using it in the incorrect context making it sound contrived and plain fucking stuping

Correct:

When watching BBC propaganda "What an utter load of shite!"
When attempting to watch Australian TV "Now that was fucking shite, never again"
When served some below standard food "What's this shite?"
When checking out clothes your missus want you to buy "That's a shite shirt if ever I saw one"

Incorrect:
When warning trouble "You are going to get in shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb over shite here)
-When giving a compliment "This coke is good shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb instead of shite here)
By Bethanne
Shite
a very british and therefore great way of saying shit. shite sounds much more effective than shit

'karen looks like five kinds of shite today'
By Gaye
Shite
Just like shit, but more fun to say.

By Jessalyn
The Shite
An apt descriptive term for Liverpool FC and their "supporters" from various scandinavian countries. See Red Shite and scum

"We could stop global warming by banning The Shite fans from flying to home games"

"I see The Shite are whinging again cos they failed to win the league despite spending loads of money. Again."
By Blithe
Shite
a much more effective way to say shit

YOURE talking SHITE!
By Farra
Shitely
To do something a shit way

You did that shit pretty shitely.
By Hilde
Shite
The Irish/Scottish/ equivalent of the word shit.

shite. shite. shite. shite. shitey. shite. shite.
By Stephannie
The Shite
Synonym for Liverpool FC. i.e. fans, players, entire club.

i.e. "we are playing The Shite on Saturday". Meaning "we are playing Liverpool on Saturday". Interestingly this term ONLY applies to Liverpool FC, not to any other football club.
By Lurette
Shiting
The act of droping a shit

pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce

I was in the act of shiting when the phone rang.
By Guinna
Shite
the best way to say 'shit' without getting told off, as you can simply say that you were trying out being Irish for the day.

also, see feck

"what a load of shite"
By Tyne