Define The Spitz Meaning

The Spitz (or spits) is when a shot doesn't land well and you start to salivate a lot cause your body wants to throw it up but you just keep spitting till the feeling passes

(coined by molly kinahan)

German for awesome. An exclamation used when awesome doesn't quite cut it.

A Term originated at Sherman Oaks Center for Enriched Studies (or SOCES) in Tarzana Ca. Refers to ones ability to flirt. Often used hand in hand with splatata. One can be "spitting game" or "having all the spitz". One who has spitz is referred to as a spitter.

to give blowjob

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession

v. to ejaculate violently

n. semen

German for sharp, as in a tip or a point, but usually translated as pointy.

to be shit on and or denied after trying to ask out a girl over a text

sunflower seed brand, they come in sunflower and pumpkin seeds.

an acronym for Scrotum (Sack) Pinched In The Zipper or simply known as SPITZ situation. A condition that no man truly deserves.
In one man's life time, he is expected, at least once, to go through the trial of "manhood". In which, the painful realization that the scrotum has some how managed to get itself enlodged in the zipper. He will then have to stand up like a man & try to pry his "family jewels" out of the jaws of death. It is speculated that this ordeal is the only thing that can make a grown man cry.