Define The Two Fist Meaning

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.

Ancient Jewish tradition of shoving your two fist up one's ass to get an ecstatic feeling, while yelling "You've be a bad girl!" and being squirted on by their vagina.

(Translation from a Chinese sex master)

1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

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-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.

v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'

Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.

That's when I am rubbing one out.

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it

This is when one person penatrates any other person with two fisting arms at the same time in any one or two orface... in a loving manner.