A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence.
Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;
Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket
Mastadon. Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thompson just turned
that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely
Hot Blonde: Zak Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and
intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson