A female dog who constantly misses open goals when playing football.
Thorntons are usually very childish and have a high-pitched voice, and thus explains his lack of masculinity. Although he is self-proclaimed that he is a man, it doesn’t reflect the fact that it appears to be one.
The only words Thorntons use are “
woof woof” as it is clear that it has lack of grammatical and
comprehensive capabilities.
Thorntons are good at football, but when he is near an empty goal, he tends to miss it
every single time.
I love to play
football with my friends. However, if he is a Thornton, I would’t even think about playing as he
misses open
goals.
