Define Thread The Needle Meaning

Sexual intercourse before starting a task.

While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.

The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other

Trying to have sex while flaccid

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)