Any woman fitting the definition of a completly hanousraging bitch, who, upon picturing naked you envision the depths of nothingness encapsulated by the most disgusting hairy herpes infested vagina EVER!
A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.
Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
By Ariella
Thunder Cunt
like a regular cunt only much much bigger. Also one of the coolest ways to insult someone.
Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.
I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.
One of my favorite insults to call someone on the internet and I still need to use it in real life.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.
1:Hey you! shut the fucking hell up you turd guzzling ball sack gobbling cum guzzling ass ramming testicle gobbling butt fucking thunder cunt faggot hoe.
Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt