God's
calculator. Most of the questions of the
SATs that require solving for variables or solving trigonometric identities can be solved by simply
plugging them in to this beast of calculator.
John: "Hey
Randall, what did you get on the math section of the
SATs?"
Randall: "Oh, just an 800"
John: "800?!?! Didn't you get a
550 last time?"
Randall: "That was before I got my TI-89 Titanium!"