Define Tofus Meaning

Tofu
bean curd, that is good with everything, meat for vegans

By Margalo
Tofu
A bean-curd that is created in Asia. Its tastes really good. Even tastes better in stews and/or kimchi

Tofu is perfect in stews or kimchi.
By Raychel
Tofu
The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.
By Sapphira
Tofu
bean curd that tastes good accompanied with italian dressing.

my cat stole some of my tofu
By Janeta
Tofu
Bean curd most commonly ate by vegetarians. Even though it is a white, cheese-like block, it is a substitute for meat to non-carnivores. It is very high in protein and tastes delicious

Tofu is the perfect substitute for meat to a vegetarian, not to mention good-tasting and healthy.
By June
Tofu
(noun)originally, a womans sexual flesh;
in Chinese and in dual Chinese-American culture, "tofu" refers to the flesh, particularly the sexual flesh;
in modern use, it is used by a man or a woman when one of them physically attempts to 'get some skin';
is a playful sexual term ; the Chinese and Chinese American version of "get some ass", or "cop a feel".

Man and a woman physically cloese, on a date or s/th, the man subtly tries to get his hand on the womans breast: the woman in this situation says playfully " Hey! Are you trying to eat my tofu?!"
In Chinese the expression is " Ni xiang chi wo tofu ma?!"
By Corinne
Tofu
A nickname for my bestfriend that can sometimes be a butt but i deal with it because somehow she deals with me 👍

Hey dude do u wanna talk to my butt friend tofu

Friend: No.
By Sheeree
Tofu
Only a substitute. A typical liberal leftie elitest who sees themself as the very antithesis of their arch enemy, the Gammon. Ageing, highly opinionated and considering themselves superior in everyway to those they claim to be better than, they fail to recognise their own shortcomings and myopic world view is fit only for a fairytale told to a four year old.

Hey Bill, did you see that Tofu getting roasted down the Queen's Head last night? Bitching to everyone because they thought Jo Swinson would be elected the next prime minister!! What a loser!
By Sonni
Tofu
A person with a personality that changes based on the other people they are with at that specific time. The "tofu" person has a generally bland personality when alone. They seem to temporarily absorb the thoughts, actions, and believes of those they are with.

Stephanie- "Jon is so tofu. He is a total jerk when he is around Will, but he's so sweet when it's just him and me."
By Lyndy
Tofu
(taboo) an offensive word used to describe a heterosexual man

All tofus are the same: squishy, unattractive and taste bad.
What's the tofu doing in a gay bar?
By Kirbie