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Miso
my internet shut off

damn! miso
By Tiffi
Miso
an acronym for "my internet shut off," used in conversations via internet when facebook chat is faulty and your messages don't go through, or when your instant messenger quits abruptly

Spencer:guess what!
Rachel: what?
Spencer is offline.
Spencer is online.
Rachel: wtf
Spencer: shit, sorry. miso!
By Peria
Miso
My Internet Shut Off

MISO fora whole 2 hours! #firstworldproblems
— Angel (@angelspeakshermind) May 14, 2012
By Drona
Miso
slang for someone who is always miserable


the lady who works at starbucks is so miso all the time.

hey miso, do you ever smile?
By Janean
Miso
what to put in front of the word horny

Hey honey, what do ya want for dinner?
Miso
Miso? We don't have that
But miso horny
By Dell
Miso
an asian girl who only dates white/black/latino guys, or an asian girl who is dating a white/black/latino guy. the opposite (asian guy, white/black/latino girl) is called a Bruce. *see Bruce

"damn, look at the freaking miso over there."
By Rona
Miso
Fermented soybean paste. Comes in many varieties.

If you're having a hot pot/jjigae, be sure to put miso in at least half the time.
By Marysa
MISO
The acronym standing for "my internet shut off!". Used in an intense instant-messaging conversation that ended abruptly.

Pronounced mee-soh, as in the traditional Japanese soup served with tofu.

beBeHdoLL2: baby i miss you! i havent seen you in 4 hours!!
"LiLBbaLLa4LyPhe" signed off at 10:39:02 PM.
"LilBbaLLa4LyPhe" signed on at 10:39:10 PM
beBeHdoLL2: ...
LilBbaLLa4LyPhe: i'm soo sorry babe! miso!
By Adaline
Miso
Incredibly gorgeous but doesn’t know it. Although she’s kind of annoyed that all her name means is “internet shut off.” She doesn’t fall for guys easily yet all of the guys seem to fall for her. Her brain is her strength but her insecurities are her weakness.

Brad: I think I’m starting to fall for Miso.

Tiffany: Forget it, she’ll never like you back.
By Fredelia
Miso
Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.

Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!
By Missie