Define Tork Meaning

Tork
From the foreign for "talk". Foreign meaning typed english in a generic "foreign" accent.

"wod u tork, ithid?" >> "What you talk, idiot?" >>> "Hi, how are you/what's up, idiot?"
By Bobine
Tork
When a man wakes up with morning wood that is so solid that he needs to push down on his penis so hard that he rises onto his toes to pee.

Bob woke up to hear the birds singing and he smiled and stretched and went to the little boys room to deal with his tork.
By Anastassia
Tork
To leave qiuckly; to go

Shit, the cops are coming.. we gotta tork!
K, let's tork.
I'm gunna tork to the store.
By Margalit
Tork
When you try to Ctrl-v something you've copied but accidentally Ctrl-c again.

Can you Ctrl-v that there?
Oh no.. I torked.
By Doe
Tork

you are such a tork

he was a tork

you are a tork
By Anneliese
Tork
it means to go and if u r me and or alysa everthing..a insult most of the time

TORK U!
ur such a tork
thats tork
By Anastassia
Tork
tork;
to gain more powar from your car.
plugs an leedz often give this.

"hi, im looking for some basic tuning ideas"

"u shud get sum plugs an leedz,dey giv u maybe 20hpbs and even mayb 56flbst tork"
By Mikaela
Tork
Immature troll on an online game with an open group chat feature. Typically asks for high-level assistance, or to be granted extra status or permission without first earning it or establishing credibility or rapport with the community.

Uh oh, the new guy just asked for lvl 5 dragons - tork alert!
Put on your tork-proof pants everyone, I'm opening membership...
Will somebody please kick this tork?
By Veriee
Torked
Created by a Northern Virginian in the late 1970s by combining tired and horked to create a word that means exasperated, exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. Word was created as part of a class project to create new or combination words in the same manner as those found in the Jabberwocky poem.

The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".

Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.

"I'm totally torked. I had to listen to him drone on for over 10 minutes about something totally irrelevant."
By Merissa
Torked
to be angry with something.
originally from a Minnesotian girl who lives in Rhode Island now. She started using the term, and it's caught on in Rhode Island due to its foreign nature.

L: "we're both pretty mellow- we'd just have to be totally torked off."
By Eula